I've got a brand new pair of roller skates

Recently I was at this event where I noticed this attractive guy standing not too far from me. I tend to always notice these types, it's the act of a desperate woman hungry for a little affection. Maybe I shouldn't say things like that, it takes away from any possibilty of me having mystique (a new quality I think I might try on for size). So I looked at him for a while (maybe a minute) b/c there was something about him I couldn't put my finger on. Did I know him? Was I supposed to know him? Was he gay? Not to stereotype, but he was very put together, looking extremely man pretty, and I think possibly wearing make-up (and I don't mean he was rocking the eye liner, I'm talking a little blush and maybe some mascara). But then some model-type girl (you know the type, dressed like she's Sienna Miller's body double, the look of a starving child in Africa upon her face, which could either be actual hunger or disinterest in anything not involving herself) started semi-hanging on him and they kissed and I then ruled out my previous gay assumption. Kind of, it could be a cover. I'm dragging this out, time to wrap it up....so finally after all my interior questioning, ruling out possibilities, blah blah blah, someone announces his name and I discover that it's Joel Stein (without the glasses). God, what a terrible ending...all that build up to me saying "it's Joel Stein." I apologize to anyone who stuck w/ me through my muddled story. But I do have a follow up to the story...apparantly I'm not the only person who's wondered: is Joel Stein straight? I know I said I'd give up doing this, but worst. story. ever. (I'm referring to my story, not the J.S. article...it's actually quite hilarious)

I heard the strangest thing on the radio today...it was a medley of Radiohead songs but sounded like it was being played at a hoe down (omg...I can't believe I just wrote hoe down). Anyway, it apparantly (why did I write apparantly? it really was, the dj said so) was peformed by the band Hard n Phirm, featuring Chris Hardwick of Singled Out fame. Yeah, so there you go. No point to that really.

Did anyone else know that Ryan Seacrest got a star yesterday on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Seriously...Seacrest? I know, all it takes is $15,000 and someone to sponsor you (thanks Mom) but honestly, it's a disgrace to the people that really deserve them. How do you think Bogie would feel knowing that his star is associated with the host of American Idol? And do you think Brian Dunkleman is kicking himself for leaving after season one? They could have gotten a star together, gayed it up, MK & A style. It would have been awesome. But back to it not being awesome, they should put some limits on who can get a star, really. Who's next...Carrot Top? I couldn't help myself, he's the just the lowest form of celebrity, sorry to drag you into this CT.
R.